"All this wine nonsense! You get all these wine people, don't you? Wine this, wine that. Let's have a bit of red, let's have a bit of white. Ooh, that's a snazzy bouquet. Oh, this smells of, I don't know, basil. Sometimes you just want to say, sod all this wine, just give me a pint of, mineral water." Alan Partridge

Some studies I've made with ink, brush and dip pen.

Copy of Rembrandt's Nicolaes Ruts and Konrad Mägi, below.

Photoshop sketch for an oil painting.

"I thought it was worth getting some condoms, because ... you know ... it's Christmas party season, and you never know when you're gonna run out of balloons." Stephen Merchant

"There's also a bit about Sponges and Mouse Brains. Evidentally, if you mix up a mouse brain in a blender, it will sort itself out again. It sort of reforms." Karl Dilkington

“Turns out it was another load of monkeys from another part of the island...from the rough bit...”

Stephen Merchant on radio show listeners: “You ask ‘em for, you know, I don’t know, great quotes or something from the great philosophers – nothing! You ask ‘em where to buy meths cheap – straight on the phone!”

I din't scan these to post online, but since I already did...